About Us

Welcome to Retired & Reset — where life after the 9-5 gets the T-shirt it deserves.

This store has one goal: to make you laugh at least once a day.

If you're still working but fantasizing about empty calendars and weekdays that are actually yours, these designs are for you.

If you've already made the leap and you're living proof that freedom beats a paycheck, these designs are also for you.

We make shirts for people who want to live on their own schedule — whether you're counting down or already there.

No corporate speak. No fake urgency. No "limited time offers" that aren't actually limited.

Just quality shirts with phrases that nail what this life stage actually feels like. The good parts. The freedom parts. The "wait, I'm awake this early... by choice?" parts.

Soft fabric. Durable prints. Designs that make you smile when you put them on.

Retired & Reset — Life on your terms starts when you say so.